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Классическая шутка с лампочкой. Взята с сайта www. pooka.i-p.com
Lightbulb Jokes

How many Boggans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
15. One to screw it in and 14 to form a pyramid of bodies so he can reach it.

How many Eshu does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wait...there was an Eshu here a minute ago...

How many Nockers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all too busy designing a better lightbulb.

How many Pooka does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None! Light bulbs harm nature! Heh, just kidding.

How many Redcaps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
*crunch munch* What lightbulb?

How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're all too busy screwing each other.

How many Sidhe does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They have servants for that sort of thing.

How many Sluagh does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They like it in the dark.

How many Trolls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, but it'll take a while as the troll considers what the most honorable way is to screw in a lightbulb.

How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two! The question is, how did they get it in there?
Оисин
Наклейки на бамперах. Все оттуда же
Bumper Stickers

Boggans: Honk if you're hungry!

Eshu: How am I driving aimlessly? Call 1-800-WANDERER

Nockers: My other car is a chimerical tank!

Pooka: I drive like an animal!

Redcaps: I ate my other car!

Satyrs: Honk if you're horny!

Sidhe: My other car is a royal chariot.

Sluagh: I brake for spiders!

Trolls: Honk if you're blue!
Оисин
И что они нашли в лампочках?

These jokes donated by Alexis Winter the Cat Pooka

How many Satyrs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but they're too busy screwing somewhere else.

How many Pooka does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; they'd rather screw UP a light bulb.

How many Sidhe does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; that's what commoners are for.

How many Scathach Sidhe does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but the entire House is going to get snubbed for it.

How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on how many took an Oath to protect the one that burned out.

How many Sluagh does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None. That goddamn light hurts their eyes too much.

How many Nockers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but afterward you can only turn it on by flushing the toilet.

How many Boggans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All of them, if the useless little pishers want to do it half as good as a single Nocker could.

How many Eshu does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who do you think stole the original light bulb?

How many Redcaps does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None; they just scare the old light bulb into working again.
Shico
А почему всё на английском? unsure.gif
Оисин
Да уж наверно не потому, что я учитель английскогоdry.gif...а скорее всего потому, что на русском этого просто нет
Jack of Spades
2Оисин:

Это была попытка тонко подкольнуть? happy.gif

Лучше мыло проверь.. я тут весь изнервничался.
Оисин
Проверил, проверил, только не прочитал. Поскольку дал торжественную клятву не читать чар-шитов до августа. Квенты, впрочем, читать буду
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